Santa Akpos...Christmas Speciale!

Santa Akpos! Santa Jand: Hey we running outa schedule, gotta have all the gifts delivered by tonight. Apparently 4 of the reindeers are still missing for no good reason. (deep laugh)Ho ho ho ho. Santa Claus likes prompt delivery. Ho ho ho ho Santa Akpos: This one never hala. E be like sey you neva know as e dey go for my zones. Santa Jand: Hey watchu mean homie? Ho ho ho ho. (Beep Beep) Santa Akpos: First of all stop that your nonsense laugh. Santa...

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Patrick Part 3

Before you read this, see > Patrick Part 1  |   Patrick Part 2 I was already weary from the race and I didn't even get to the finish line. arrgh...I can't even remember why I was running. The sun was seriously smiling at my own expense and I could only be more grateful for the little breeze that was blowing. Started feeling hungry too. Yes! now I remember, I missed my bestest buddy Patrick. Something started moving on my face...then I paused...Oh no! This isn't happening. I'd seen this happen in movies before. Slowly I started...

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Patrick Part 2

If you missed Part 1, read it here first: Patrick Pt 1 "Ahhh! What a relief!" The nurse said I was free to go as the doctor signed my discharge papers. I wonder how I got here in the first place. "Have a great day Mr. Okafor", she said as I walked away. I smiled in a silly manner at my stupidity when she recounted  all the stunts I pulled while I was there. She even mentioned that one Patrick was always disturbing me every time but thank goodness I wasn't with him again. As I took a walk down the busy road and I got to the bus-stop, I started...

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Patrick

This nite, it seemed all the mosquitoes seemed to want to say something to me but I just remained insensitive to their annoying buzzing sound. I was now wide awake as I looked at the snoring fellow beside me in the tiny room we slept. Patrick was just a lazy pant as far as I was concerned but he seemed to have a way with people especially when it concerned matters of politics. His views were stupidly absurd. A week ago, the idiot organized a garageful of touts and  convinced them that Obama needed to be removed from office. They chanted solidarity...

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Proverbs Parody

A collection of seriously funny proverbs... No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Crowded elevator smells different to midgets Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. - Thomas R. Dewar Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. - Martin Mull...

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Stumble-upons

Got this hilarious mail from a friend...On a Tuesday morning...sure laughed all the way thru and thought you should do the same too.So Enjoy as u read...@ moi frequency *wink*  Okay I removed some parts that didn't fit into the Humor section...  Liar:   A man is dying of Cancer.  His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people  u're dying of AIDS?" & nbsp;Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch   ur mom!"  Three Feelings:   What's the difference between stress, tension...

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No-Nonsense! - Independence Edition

Twas such a quiet afternoon in Molete.Business wasn't so favourable for Madam Bisi on this particular day but she still had her customers, say like 3 stopped-by every hour. Nite time was the hit when the Okada elites and Danfo moguls came to have a fill of her catfish peppersoup they called 'Point and Kill'. Point and Kill was everyone's favourite but it had caused Bassey (her waiter boy) a broken tooth the previous week. He had supposedly served it to the wrong person while the original owner had waited almost an hour. As if that wasn't enough,...

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'Lagos Wahala' by Afrosays

Okay! so you have made the right choice coming to tthe Humor world of the blog! This week's post features a humorous write-up by Afrosays a.k.a Oluwole Bankole whose style of writing mixes the classic African setting with the modern happenings of the present day. Enjoy! I woke up to the tantrums of the crazy goddess. I was still swooning in the world of wonderland when a painful juxtaposition of bright stars, rudely introduced into...

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