I held my bible and began to declare powerfully.
"It’s not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth ...”
I picked up my Biology book and began to read from the beginning. Exam was in a few hours and the thought of it was a terror on its own.
I fetched a bucket half-full with cold water and dipped my 2 legs in them. I could feel the cold tingle run through the nerves in my limbs. It was definitely, the best therapy for a productive reading experience.
It was now dark outside.
I started reading the Nomenclature of Plants and Animals.
The words on the pages seemed to convolute in blurry forms. The breeze gently wheezed through the curtains as they lifted the fabric in a swirly lock, loosening it again as it landed back gently at intervals as the soft pillow caressed my skin.
There she was again, for the 3rd time this night, Phyllum Chordata in her dashing looks. She preferred I called her Chordie.
She cooed softly into my ears as the symphony of the wheezing breeze lifted us off the ground. Through the clouds we sailed into the land of Mollusca.
Ooooh Mollusca was a beauty. Her long hair just like Mrs Eze’s our headmistress. We worked through the gardens as they unwound into an unending array of beautiful flowers.
I would later know that Chordie was Mollusca's assistant.
Suddenly we reached the Valley of Animalia. Oh it was grand. The waterfall terminated into a rush of converging waves beneath which some peaceful creatures skipped across with splendour.
Then the moment came.
I looked into Mollusca’s eyes. My goodness! She had become more beautiful since the last few seconds.
I slid down on the carpet grass with one knee and brought out a ring carved out of the bark of a Mahogany.
Immediately I felt us being teleported into a stream. Hanging above us were papyrus leaves which Mollusca later convinced me into eating. They were good tasting stuff.
I jokingly described how instead we used the leaves to make paper in a place I couldn’t really remember. I chewed gladly and munched another round of the leaves.
Then our eyes met. Ooooh Molusca.
I blinked.
She blinked also.
I summoned courage and leaned forward to seal our marriage with a kiss.
But all of a sudden...TWAI!
The slap teleported me into 2 worlds between Pandora and Disneyland. I got stuck in between. Where was I?
As I struggled to free myself from the mental burden, I saw a big hand from heaven again. TWAI!
Then I was brought to another world I could closely relate with. It was strange though.
But before I could decipher, a 3rd slap transported me straight into the consciousness of my room.
I would later know that the 3 slaps were from Fregene my roommate and that the Papyrus leaves were actually pages from my Biology note.
How I ended up on the floor with the bucket on my head is still a mystery till today.
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