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Got this hilarious mail from a friend...On a Tuesday morning...sure laughed all the way thru and thought you should do the same too.

So Enjoy as u read...@ moi frequency *wink*

 Okay I removed some parts that didn't fit into the Humor section...

 

Liar:   A man is dying of Cancer.  His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people  u're dying of AIDS?" & nbsp;Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch   ur mom!"  Three Feelings:   What's the difference between stress, tension and  panic?  Stress is when wife is pregnant.  Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.  Panic is when both are pregnant.  Chinese Adam & Eve:  If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise  because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the  SNAKE    Laugh small: 1)     Three  pastors were discussing, one said his problem is stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church’s money and if his church members  find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his  own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem  is that he can not do without gossiping, and everybody must  know what he just found out. He then excused himself and  immediately the other two pastors fainted. 2) To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided o stop by his office. On  entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself the husband  said  “budget cut or no budget cut, management must do  something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat  3)  Dad asked his son: whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger?  Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet.  Dad asked: How does that help you?  Son: I clean it with your tooth brush. 4)  Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a  tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave  birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. Concerned, his friends gave chase. When they got to his house they saw  him burning a book and they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is  pregnant……not in this house ……it n not happen!    5)        One day, a man was sitting in his office on the 19th  floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in accident right opposite this building”. The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what  to do, he  jumped out through his office window. While coming down,  when he was near the 14th floor, he remembered he does not  have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor,  he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to  hit the ground, he remembered he was not John!   This is what stress does. Take things easy and relax as much as you can. It is not all about work! Work! Work! Work.    Have a great day!